1. TAITA - Great face, great ass, great legs,
good manners, great cooks, no brains.
2. MAASAI - Great figure, wonderful face, enough ass, enough boobs, great home managers, no clit, no nyege, no brains.
3. KIKUYU - great face, great business minds, good brains, no ass, poor teeth, maji maji rebellion, no manners, pathetic in bed, poor cooks.
4. KAMBA - great face, overnyegezealous, bad
body. PERIOD.
5: LUHYA - great legs, great ass, good cooks, great teeth, good manners, average boobs, average nyege 6/10, no face, no face no face.
6. LUO - great legs, marvelous ass, great brains, great voice, great boobs, poor cooks,very dirty, no face, no face no face no face no face no face no face no face.
7. SOMALI: great face, great figure very dirty, very dirty, very dirty, very dirty very dirty very dirty very dirty very dirty. NKT.
8. KALENJIN - No face, no white teeth, no boobs, no ass, NO HAIR, no legs, no figure, sometimes no clit, no brains, bad voice, BUT very good ''wife materials'' and mothers.
9. KISII - Extra large ass, extra necessary boobs, extra pitched voice, poor mouth breath, no face, no hair, no manners, great cooks and NO CLIT.BAFF!! No nyege no nyege no nyege no nyege no nyege.
10. MERU; unnecessary high voice, poor cooks, great face, great boobs, DANGEROUS temper DANGEROUS temper DANGEROUS TEMPER!!!
OTHERS. Refer to yua neighbours mimi hapana encyclopedia ya wanawake wa Kenya."